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Mike: I Never Expected
To Fall In Love With Someone

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Who Lives
Halfway Around The World.

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Kirlyam:
It's Hard.

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We Haven't Spent
A Lot Of Time Together.

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Man: Aya And I Have Spent,
Physically, Two Weeks Together.

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Paola:
90 Days Is Not Enough Time.

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When I Arrived,

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My Heart Started Jumping
So Fast.

9
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Whoo! Aah!

10
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Ohh, My Gosh!

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Aziza: I'm So, So Far Away
From My Family And Friends.

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It's Just,
Everything Is Different Here.

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Alan: It's Gonna Be Quite
The Culture Shock.

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She's Gonna Be Almost
A Literal Fish Out Of Water.

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Is It Supposed To Be, Like,
For One People?

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I'm Kind Of Nervous,
Because I'm A Little Crazy.

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Russ: I Am Concerned
How Paola Is Going To Fit In.

18
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I'm Not Gonna Change
The Way I Am.

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Mike: We Either Need
To Get Married In Those 90 Days

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Or She'll Have To Go Back
To Russia.

21
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Wouldn't That Just Kind Of
Throw Up A Red Flag

22
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That She's Scamming You
Or She's Cheating You?

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You Truly Cannot
Know Somebody After 90 Days.

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If She Wanted To Go Home,
That Would Be The End.

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It Has To Work Out.

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I'm 100% Sure

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That She's The Person
That I Was Supposed To Be With.

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There.
It Looks Good.

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My Name Is Alan.

32
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I Live In Los Angeles
And Happen To Be A Mormon.

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It Looks Nice.

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Like A Movie Star.

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How Long
Are You Engaged?

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Um, I've Been Engaged
For About A Year.

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Actually,
My Fiancée Is From Brazil.

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Wow.

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I'm Flying There,
Getting Her, Coming Back.

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Yeah. But I'm Excited.
I'm So Excited.

41
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Kirlyam Was Able
To Come To The Country

42
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Through A K-1 Fiancée Visa.

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That Allows Her To Be
In The Country For 90 Days,

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And She Has To Get Married
Within Those 90 Days.

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And If She Doesn't,
Then She Has To Go Back.

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So, Once She Gets
Into The States --

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We Have 90 Days
To Get Married.

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90 Days To Get Married?

49
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Wow!
Hot, American Boy.

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Very Fast, Huh?
Very Fast. Yep.

51
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Just Enough Time To Breathe

52
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You Know, After Getting Here
And Culture Shock

53
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"Hey, Let's Go To Our Wedding,"
You Know?

54
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So, It's Gonna Be
Quite The Interesting

55
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First Months Together.

56
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So, Did You Get
Your Visa?

57
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Did You Get It?

58
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I Get My Visa!

59
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Mwah!

60
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Yay! I'm So Happy.

61
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I Could Come Over There
And Get You.

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I'm Coming Over Right Now.

63
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I Actually Met Kirlyam While
I Was Traveling To Brazil.

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The First Time That I Met Her,

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I Was Like,
"Man, She Is Gorgeous."

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And Just Things That I Had Never
Felt Before Like That,

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They Just Started Coming Up.

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After A Great Two Or Three Days
Spending With Her,

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I Had To Go Back Home.

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Really, We've Had Very Little
Time Together In Person.

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The Most Time That We've Had
Together Is Maybe Two Weeks.

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I Love You More.

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No.
Yes.

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No.

75
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So...Yeah.

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It's Kind Of Crazy,
If You Think About It.

77
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It's, By Far, The Riskiest Thing
That I've Ever Done.

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Once I'm Done Packing,

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I'm Leaving
To Go Pick Up Kirlyam.

80
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My Future Wife.

81
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My Name Is Mike,
I'm 31 Years Old,

82
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And I'm From Cleveland, Ohio.

83
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I Work For
The Cleveland Municipal Court,

84
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And I'm A Technical Support
Specialist.

85
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Okay, Mike.

86
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Here's A Dvd Copy
For A 911 Tape.

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She Needs It In An Hour.

88
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I'm Not Sure Why I Haven't Found
A Girl For Me In Cleveland.

89
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Maybe It's Just My Work.

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Most Of The People I Work With
Are Older And Married,

91
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And I'm Not One For Really
Meeting Girls At Bars.

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I Don't Go To Church.
I Don't Go To School,

93
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So I Don't Know.

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There's Just Not Many Places

95
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For Me To Find Girls
That I'm Compatible With.

96
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So, Your Forms For Your Vacation
Was Approved Today.

97
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Cool.

98
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What Are You Gonna Be Doing
In New York?

99
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I'm Going To Pick Up
My Fiancée Aziza.

100
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I Never Expected
To Fall In Love With Someone

101
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Who Lives
Halfway Around The World.

102
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Is She From New York?

103
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No.
She's From Russia, Actually.

104
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She's From
Volgograd, Russia.

105
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So, How Did
You And Aziza Meet?

106
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I Went On A Website Where
You Would Learn A Language

107
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And It Would Pair You Up
With Someone Else

108
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Who Wants To Learn
Your Language,

109
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And She Just Happened To Be
The First Person I Met On There,

110
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And We've Talked
Every Day Since Then.

111
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The Way I Met Aziza
Isn't Really Online Dating.

112
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I Just Happened To Meet Her
Online.

113
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Just By Some Random Stroke
Of Luck,

114
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She Was Just The Person
That I Ended Up Talking To

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When I Was Trying To Learn
A Language,

116
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And It Just Turned Out

117
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That We Were Just Really Good
For Each Other.

118
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When She Gets To America,
We Have 90 Days To Get Married.

119
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If We Don't Get Married

120
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And Have Everything Taken
Care Of In That 90 Days, Though,

121
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She Has To Leave,
So...

122
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I Think It's Crazy.

123
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I Mean, I Don't Think --

124
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If I Was A Relative,
I'd Say, Like,

125
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"Why Can't They Meet Anybody
Here In The United States?"

126
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"There's Plenty Of Girls
That Are Single."

127
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If It Doesn't Work Out,
Then What's Gonna Happen?

128
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I'm Pretty Sure
Everything Will Work Out.

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If It Doesn't, Then, Well,
I Guess I'll Be Heartbroken.

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After I Got To Know Aziza,
I Planned My Trip To Russia --

131
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To Spend Six Days
In Volgograd With Her.

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We Just Started Realizing

133
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How Great It Was
To Actually Be Together.

134
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What We Said To Each Other Was,
"It Was Crazy How We Met,

135
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And It Was Crazy
How We Just Got Along So Well,"

136
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And We Decided
Just To Keep On Being Crazy

137
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And Try To Get Married
And See How That Would Work.

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Aziza Is A Student,
So She Doesn't Have Much Money.

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Hi.

140
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Hi. How You Doing?

141
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I'm Diane.
Mike.

142
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So, I Have Actually Spent
All My Tax Returns

143
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And I Actually Refinanced
My House

144
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In Order To Pay
For A Lot Of This Stuff, So...

145
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Looking At The First Plan
We Were Talking About Earlier,

146
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It Looks Like
You Have Been Approved.

147
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What I Need You To Do
Is, I Need You To
Look Through These,

148
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Sign Every One
Right Here At The Bottom,

149
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And Then We Should
Be Good To Go.

150
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I Am Completely In Love
With Aziza.

151
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The Money Doesn't Really Matter
To Me.

152
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If It Doesn't Work,
Then It Doesn't Work,

153
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But I Don't Ever
Want To Be Able To Say

154
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That I Didn't Try As Hard
As I Could To Be With Her.

155
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So, Got Her A Welcoming Flag.

156
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So When She Sees Me
At The Airport,

157
00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:08,340
She's Gonna Know
Exactly Who To Be Looking For.

158
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My Name Is Russ,
I'm 27 Years Old,

159
00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,740
And I'm From Owasso, Oklahoma.

160
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I'm A Field Engineer
On Oil Rigs.

161
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And That's How
It All Came About

162
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Was Just From This Engineering
Program That My Company Offered.

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I Had The Opportunity
To Travel To Colombia.

164
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I Don't Know.

165
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It's A Lot Of Emotions
Going On,

166
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But I'm Definitely Excited
To Finally Have My Fiancée Here.

167
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You Know?

168
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Currently,
I'm Living With My Parents

169
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Because My Job Entails
Traveling To The Rig Site,

170
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And I'm Gone For
Three To Four Weeks At A Time.

171
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So, It's Best
To Save Some Money

172
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And Live Under Their Roof
For The Time Being.

173
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When Paola Does Arrive,

174
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We Will Be Living
With My Parents.

175
00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:05,660
When I Got Engaged,
They Were In Shock.

176
00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:08,060
My Parents Were In Shock.

177
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:15,540
We Had Our Concerns
When He First Told Us.

178
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,210
Ron: You Always Lay Out Plans
For Your Kids,

179
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But Those Plans
Don't Always

180
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Work Out Exactly Like
You'd Planned, So...

181
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Russ:
I'm Ready, Too.

182
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When I Was In Colombia,

183
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I Went To Just
A Little Apartment Party.

184
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So, I'm Talking In English,
And She Came Up And Said, "Hey.

185
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I Hear You Speaking English.
Can I Practice My English?"

186
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And That's How
I Initially Met Her.

187
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I Fell In Love With Paola --

188
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Really, It Started
From The First Time I Met Her.

189
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Her Smile
Was Probably The One Thing

190
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That I Fell In Love With First.

191
00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:58,750
Colombia Was Amazing.

192
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I Had To Move Back,

193
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:05,090
And Now That She's Coming Here,
We Have 90 Days To Get Married.

194
00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:08,160
90 Days Is Not As Much
As You Might Think It Is.

195
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,030
She Arrives, We Got To Start
Planning The Wedding.

196
00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:15,530
I Do Love This Woman,

197
00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:19,170
But I Don't Know
How We're Gonna Make It Work.

198
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:27,710
Here We Go.

199
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,810
Paola Has Never Been
To The United States,

200
00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:34,520
And I Know She Is Concerned
About How Things Are Gonna Go.

201
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,980
I'm A Little Concerned,
As Well,

202
00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:38,790
Of How She's Gonna React
To Everything.

203
00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:43,390
She Could Take One Look Around

204
00:10:43,390 --> 00:10:47,130
And Turn Around
And Go Back To The Plane.

205
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:49,160
This Is A Big Day.

206
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,300
This Will Be The First Time

207
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,470
For Her To Meet My Family
And My Friends

208
00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:56,440
And See The United States --
Oklahoma.

209
00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,140
That Would Be The End.

210
00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:01,040
If She Was To Tell Me
That She Wanted To Go Home,

211
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,980
That Would Mean That
She Didn't Want To Be With Me.

212
00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:08,880
Here She Comes.
I See Her.

213
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,330
There's Gonna Be Days
Where It's Almost Unbearable.

214
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,330
It Has To Work Out.

215
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,970
Russ: Paola Has Never Been
To The U.S. Before,

216
00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:31,570
And I Have No Idea
How She's Gonna React.

217
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:34,140
If Paola Was To Tell Me

218
00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,310
She Didn't Like Oklahoma
And Wanted To Go Home,

219
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:38,380
That Would Devastate Me.

220
00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,080
I Can't Believe
It's Happening,

221
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,650
That I Am Ready For Her To Walk
Through Those Doors.

222
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:47,120
The Hardest Thing
Is Just The Risk Of Not Knowing.

223
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,220
Here She Comes.
I See Her.

224
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,740
¶ You Jump On My Back

225
00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:09,810
¶ And I Will Bring You Home

226
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:16,120
¶ Bring You Back
To Where You Truly Belong ¶

227
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,520
My Name Is Paola Vesga.
I'm 26 Years Old.

228
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,960
I'm From Colombia.

229
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,160
Mwah!

230
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:33,270
When I Arrived To Tulsa,
I Was Looking At The Door,

231
00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,370
And Russ Was There.

232
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:37,810
And My Heart
Started Jumping So Fast.

233
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,880
Baby,
That's Beautiful.

234
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,210
It Was So Great.

235
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:51,390
¶ To Where You Do Belong

236
00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,590
Yeah,
And I Have A Lot Of Bags.

237
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:55,560
How Many Did You Bring?

238
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,090
In Colombia, Well,
The Guys Are Just Trying

239
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:03,160
To Spend One Night With You
And Then Just Going Away.

240
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:04,700
Russ Is Completely Different.

241
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,200
I Never Date
With Someone Like Him.

242
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,640
He's A Gentleman,
So I'm A Lucky Girl.

243
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,140
Hmm.

244
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,740
With This,
I Can't Help You.

245
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,680
90 Days Is Not Enough Time.

246
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,350
It's Really Hard Because
It's A Huge Change In My Life.

247
00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:29,190
But Even If It's Not
Perfect As We Want It,

248
00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:31,060
We Want To Be Together.

249
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,230
No Matter What.

250
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:53,950
Alan: So, I Am Actually Going
To Brazil, Where Kirlyam Lives,

251
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,280
And Coming Back With Her.

252
00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:58,520
I Happen To Be A Mormon,

253
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:02,260
So, I Actually Met Kirlyam
While I Was On My Mission.

254
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:07,460
When Kirlyam Opened The Door,
It Was Literally Like An Angel

255
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,430
Was, Like, Right In Front Of Me.

256
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,300
I'm In Brazil.

257
00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,610
I Just Landed.

258
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,380
I Think She's Out There,
Waiting For Me.

259
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:29,520
Mmm!

260
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:41,060
My Name Is Kirlyam,
And I Am 21 Years Old.

261
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:44,670
Alan: Kirlyam's From A City
Called Goiânia, Brazil.

262
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:49,640
It's Just Farmland,
A Lot Of Cows.

263
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,110
They Don't Have
Running Hot Water.

264
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,740
They Primarily Cook Outside.

265
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:08,020
You Like Washing Dishes?

266
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,090
Kirlyam's -- She Never Used
A Dish Washer,

267
00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:15,400
A Washing Machine, Or A Dryer.

268
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,700
She's Never Driven.

269
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,830
Alan:
Are You Gonna Miss This?

270
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,230
No.

271
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:25,040
There's Gonna Be A Lot
Of Differences Between Cultures,

272
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,410
And It's Just Gonna Be
Quite The Experience

273
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,280
Right When She Gets Off
The Plane.

274
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:16,020
Alan: It Is A Big Fear Of Mine
That When Kirlyam Arrives,

275
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:19,060
That She Just --
It's Too Much Culture Shock.

276
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:24,030
It's Her First Time Traveling
Outside Of Brazil,

277
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:28,470
And There's Gonna Be Days
Where It's Almost Unbearable.

278
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:32,140
It's Hard To Leave My Family

279
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:36,640
And Change And Move
To Other Country,

280
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,250
But...Okay.

281
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,710
I'm Good With It.

282
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,860
Aziza Applied For A Work Visa
And Was Denied.

283
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,490
Wouldn't That Just Kind Of
Throw Up A Red Flag?

284
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,970
Russ: I Actually Live
With My Parents Right Now,

285
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,770
But For Tonight,
On Our First Night,

286
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,270
I Decided To Kind Of Give Her
A Little Surprise.

287
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,340
That's Huge.
It's Beautiful.

288
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,310
I've Booked A Hotel Room

289
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:13,150
For Us To Spend
A Nice Evening Together.

290
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:13,680
We Need It.

291
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,120
It Has A Lot Of Time,
Like, Being Apart,

292
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,850
So We Really Need This.

293
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,790
We Have A Lot Of Things
To Catch Up,

294
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:28,600
And It's Really Important
To Me,

295
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,330
And I Believe
For You, Too.

296
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,140
Here We Are.
This Is Nice.

297
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,270
Wow. This Is Huge.

298
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,040
It Looks Like
An Apartment.

299
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,740
Unh! Yeah.

300
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,550
It's...It's Good.

301
00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:53,890
But Mnh-Mnh,
I Don't Want To Live In There.

302
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:54,720
What Should I Wear?

303
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,260
I Want To Go, Like,
Serious, You Know?

304
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:59,030
You Don't Have To Dress Up
Too Much.

305
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,360
Oh, Baby, I'm Sorry.
I Want To Meet Your Parents.

306
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,330
What Do You Think --
I'm Gonna Wear This?

307
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:03,960
I Don't Think So.

308
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:07,100
Today, Russ Is Taking Me
To Meet His Parents,

309
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,040
And Oh, My God,
I'm Really Nervous About It.

310
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,310
It's The First...
How Do You Say?

311
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,980
La Primera Impresión.

312
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,410
First Impression.

313
00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:17,810
Yeah. It Counts.

314
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,650
I'm Gonna Shower.
All Righty.

315
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,350
I'm Gonna Shower,
And Then...

316
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,780
Well,
You Have To Get Ready, Too.

317
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,820
I'll Take A Shower
After You.

318
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:26,590
Mm, Yeah.

319
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:28,260
While You Put On
Your Makeup.

320
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,520
Maybe You Can
Come With Me Now.

321
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:34,730
You Don't Want
To Shower With Me?

322
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:40,500
You Should...Shower...
With Me. No?

323
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,940
We Have To Save Water,

324
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:45,940
So That's Why
We Have To Share The Shower.

325
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:49,580
Well,
Let's Close That Door.

326
00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:56,850
Whoo!

327
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,790
I Have Two Best Friends,
Scott And Kelli.

328
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:05,330
They're Married,

329
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,430
And They Just Live
Right Down The Street From Me.

330
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:10,660
We Hang Out
Almost Every Day.

331
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,800
When I First Told
Scott And Kelli About Aziza,

332
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,600
They Were Kind Of Skeptical.

333
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,470
They Saw Our Age Difference,
And I Guess They Noticed

334
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:19,640
That She's A 20-Year-Old,
Beautiful, Russian Girl

335
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,940
And Wondered, Probably,

336
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,210
What She Was Doing
With A Guy Like Me

337
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,210
Or What
Her Intentions Were.

338
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,550
So, Today's Your Last Day
At Work, Or...?

339
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,390
Yeah.
Yeah.

340
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:35,260
Any Apprehension

341
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,690
Now That You're Getting
Closer To It, Or...?

342
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:39,660
No, I'm Just Getting
Excited.

343
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,200
I've Already Gone Through
The Nervousness.

344
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,570
I Just Can't Wait
For Her To Be Here, Finally.

345
00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,130
I've Just Been Waiting
For So Long.

346
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:51,740
I Think We're More Nervous
Than Probably You Are.

347
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:55,180
It's Just, We've Known You
For A Really Long Time,

348
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,710
And Every Decision
You've Always Made

349
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,380
Has Been
Very Calculated.

350
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,810
It Makes It Difficult For Us
To Wrap Our Head Around --

351
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,990
Just, One Day, "Hey,
I Have This Girl In Russia."

352
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:06,190
You Know,
You Might As Well Tell Me

353
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,590
You Had This Nigerian Prince
That Needed Money, As Well.

354
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,960
And That's What Scares Me.

355
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,790
One Of The Reasons

356
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:14,700
Why I'm So Skeptical
About Mike And Aziza Is,

357
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,560
Aziza Applied
For A Work Visa

358
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,770
And Was Denied
Earlier In The Year.

359
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:21,100
Wouldn't That Be
Almost A Red Flag --

360
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:21,870
You Know What I Mean --

361
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,340
That She's Scamming You
Or She's Cheating You?

362
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:28,180
I Mean, Wouldn't That Just
Kind Of Throw Up A Red Flag?

363
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,910
It Concerns Me
That She Tried

364
00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:32,980
To Get A Working Permit Here
And She Was Denied,

365
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,850
And Then All Of A Sudden,
It Became A Great Idea

366
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,920
For Them To Continue
The Relationship.

367
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,490
I've Known Her For, Like,
Almost A Year And A Half, Now.

368
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,490
We've Talked Every Day.

369
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,420
It's Actually --
Seeing Someone's Face, Really,

370
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:49,830
You Can See In Their Eyes
If They're Lying, Maybe.

371
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,530
I Don't Know.

372
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,970
On The Flip Side,
Since You Guys Haven't Spent,

373
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,810
Like, A Lot Of Physical Time
Together,

374
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:01,740
What Happens If You Think, "Wow.

375
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,480
"Maybe She Isn't The Person
I Thought She Was.

376
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,750
I Don't Know
If I Want To Get Married"?

377
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:13,890
This Is Our Time To See
What We Think About Each Other.

378
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,390
It's 90 Days,
But It's Still --

379
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:20,190
At Least It's Some Time For Us
To Be Together Every Day.

380
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:20,630
Right.

381
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:23,900
You Truly Cannot Know Somebody
After 90 Days.

382
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:24,500
There Is No Way.

383
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,370
I Feel As Though,
Like, In A Relationship,

384
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,740
A Lot Of Things Come Natural,

385
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:32,510
And In Their Case,
It's Being Forced.

386
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:33,770
Just Waking Up In Bed

387
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:37,710
Next To The Most Wonderful Woman
I've Ever Met

388
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,410
Is The Best Thing
I've Ever Experienced.

389
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,650
And I Would Be A Fool
Not To Try To At Least

390
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:47,550
See If I Can Do That Every Day
For The Rest Of My Life.

391
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,160
This Is The Only Way
I Can Do It,

392
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,090
So This Is The Way
I'm Gonna Do It,

393
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:55,730
So Hopefully,
It All Works Out.

394
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,600
Alan: I Like To Say
That I'm Not Jealous.

395
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,170
Sooner Or Later,
Some Dude's Gonna Come Up

396
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:04,100
And Start
Hitting On Her.

397
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:07,940
Oh, Yeah, He's Get--
Kiss My Hand, And Whoa!

398
00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:14,050
Aziza: I Still Can't Believe,
Like, I'm Here, In New York.

399
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:28,030
Tonight, I'm Taking Paola To
Meet My Parents And My Brother.

400
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:33,700
Well, The First Impression
Is Really Important For Me,

401
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:38,040
Because It's The First Time That
I'm Going To See Russ' Parents.

402
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,570
So, I'm Kind Of Nervous
And Excited.

403
00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:44,540
It's A Really Important Day --
For Him, For Me.

404
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:46,810
A Couple Of My Friends
And A Family Member

405
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:53,350
Did Express Concern That Paola's
Only Coming Here To Use Me.

406
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:58,390
I Didn't Enjoy
Hearing Those Concerns.

407
00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:03,200
I Think Russ's Parents
Are Gonna Be, Like,

408
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,400
"Where She Came From?

409
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,300
"Why Russ Is Gonna Marry Her?

410
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,370
We Don't Know Her."

411
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:11,200
I'm Excited To See My Parents

412
00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:14,610
Actually See
Paola And I's Relationship.

413
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,840
Let's Go Eat.

414
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,250
Whew.

415
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,290
Right Now,
I'm Getting Nervous.

416
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,520
My Hands Are Sweaty!

417
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,220
Yeah.

418
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,060
So,
The Customs In Colombia --

419
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:33,390
When You Meet Someone,

420
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,930
You Usually Kiss Them
On The Cheek, Right?

421
00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:37,330
Yeah.

422
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,070
Well, If You Know The Person,
You Usually Give Them A Hug.

423
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:47,170
If You're Just Meeting Them,
You Could Give Them A Handshake.

424
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,480
So, What Do You Think

425
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,940
That I Should Do
With Your Parents?

426
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,880
But You Have Met Them
On Video Chat,

427
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,820
So If You Feel Like
You Want To Give My Mom A Hug --

428
00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:57,350
If You Feel Comfortable
With Giving Her A Hug.

429
00:23:57,350 --> 00:24:00,690
If You Don't Feel Comfortable,
Then Just Do A Handshake.

430
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,860
Well, Then, Let's Stick With
A Handshake For Now.

431
00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:11,670
They're Coming Out.

432
00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:14,170
Okay.

433
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:18,510
Choo, Choo, Choo,
Choo, Choo.

434
00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:20,440
Oh, Nope,
They're --

435
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,610
Hi!
Finally!

436
00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:23,680
Hola!

437
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,780
Yeah, I'm So Nervous,
But I'm So Happy To See You.

438
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:29,320
I'm Excited.
Russ: See? She Exists.

439
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,980
I Am Real.
So, Finally I'm Here.

440
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,750
It's Nice
To Meet You.

441
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:34,820
Yeah.
I'm So Excited.

442
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:37,490
Yeah.
That's So Nice.

443
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:39,230
Phew!

444
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,460
Hi!
Welcome Home!

445
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,800
Thank You
So Much.

446
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,800
Hi! Oh, I'm So Glad
You're Here.

447
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,330
Yeah.
I Was So Nervous.

448
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:48,500
Come Inside.

449
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,600
Do You Need To Get Anything
From The Car?

450
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:51,740
No, It's Fine.

451
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,770
Come On In!

452
00:24:52,770 --> 00:24:54,270
Thank You So Much.

453
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,440
His Mother,
She Gave Me A Big Hug.

454
00:24:56,450 --> 00:24:58,450
It's Like, "Okay,
That's Really Nice."

455
00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,250
But, You Know,
They Are Different.

456
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,580
And They Are Really, Like,
Strict And Everything,

457
00:25:03,590 --> 00:25:07,920
So I'm Kind Of Nervous
Because I'm A Little Crazy.

458
00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:20,200
I Decided To Have Aziza
Fly In To New York

459
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,400
Because What Better Way
To Introduce Aziza To America

460
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:26,270
Than To Show Her The Big Apple?

461
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,380
Just Got To New York,
And I'm Getting Ready

462
00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:31,010
To Go Pick Up Aziza
From The Airport.

463
00:25:31,010 --> 00:25:31,750
I'm Nervous Just Because

464
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,480
I Haven't Seen Aziza
For So Long,

465
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,410
And Every Time We're Apart,

466
00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:36,120
The First Time
We See Each Other Again,

467
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,950
We're Always
Just A Little Bit Nervous.

468
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:45,090
Aziza And I, We've Kissed
And Hugged Lots Of Times,

469
00:25:45,090 --> 00:25:49,760
But I Guess We Haven't
Consummated The Relationship.

470
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,730
All Of America's
Gonna Hear Me Say That.

471
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:59,140
I Haven't Seen Aziza
For Four Months Now.

472
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:02,080
We've Only Been Together
In Russia, So...

473
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,440
I'm Not Sure What Will Happen.

474
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:05,480
But Hopefully,
When Aziza Gets Here,

475
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,310
Everything Is Gonna Be Good
Between Us.

476
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:27,030
Aziza: I Still Can't Believe,
Like, I'm Here In New York.

477
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,440
Huh?

478
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,440
I've Been Dreaming
About It.

479
00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:41,380
Your Weird, American Windows
That Opens Like That.

480
00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:42,450
So Weird.

481
00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:43,980
It's Really,
Really Nice To See Him,

482
00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:47,690
Because It's Really, Really Hard
To Keep Relationship

483
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,590
When You're So Far Apart.

484
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:51,990
Ohh.

485
00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:53,060
I Want To Eat.

486
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:57,260
I've Been Wanting To Come
To America Since I Was Like 15.

487
00:26:57,270 --> 00:27:00,400
So, That Portion Is Like,
For...

488
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,840
I Don't Know,
For Three People?

489
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:07,840
Last Year,
I Applied For A Work Visa.

490
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,210
Is It Supposed To Be Like
For One People?

491
00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:12,380
For One Person?

492
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,510
I Guess. Yeah.

493
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,880
After My Work Visa Got Denied,

494
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,220
It Was A Really Hard Time
For Me,

495
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,250
And Mike Was Really,
Really Supportive.

496
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:19,820
I Don't Know.

497
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:23,290
It's Just A Coincidence, Maybe,
But At That Time --

498
00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:28,800
You Know, Like, Troubles
Always Kind Of Helps People

499
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,530
To Get Closer,

500
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:36,270
And I Think That's When Our
Relationship Started, Like...

501
00:27:36,270 --> 00:27:38,410
I Don't Know.

502
00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:40,840
Started To What?

503
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:47,410
At That Time, That's Maybe When
Our Relationship Changed

504
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:52,190
To A Kind Of, Like,
Romantic Way.

505
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,820
Yeah. Are You Gonna Lay
On That Side?

506
00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:59,360
Yeah.
I Was Going...

507
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,190
On This Side?
Yeah.

508
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,730
Why'd You Go Over There,
Then?

509
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:03,600
I Don't Know.

510
00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,470
Yeah,
We Haven't Slept Together.

511
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:15,540
We Haven't Been
Intimate.

512
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,340
Is That Right?

513
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:18,080
I Never Said
Anything Like That.

514
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,210
You Told Me That.

515
00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,780
I Know,
But I Said Intimate.

516
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:21,650
Intimate.

517
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:24,880
Intimate. Whatever.

518
00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:27,020
Come Closer.

519
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,960
Closer.

520
00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:33,530
I Don't Think It's, Like,
A Big Deal.

521
00:28:33,530 --> 00:28:34,290
I Think We Both Think

522
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,560
It's Just A Natural Part
Of A Relationship.

523
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:39,500
We're Not Waiting
For Any Particular Reason.

524
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:43,000
We're Just Trying
To Be Comfortable.

525
00:28:49,910 --> 00:28:52,380
Paola: There Was A Lot
Of Tension In That Room.

526
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,950
The Joke Was,
"Don't Go Down There

527
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,180
And Bring
A Girl Back Home."

528
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:59,220
And, Sure Enough,
He Does.

529
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:07,890
Alan: I Was So Excited
To Land At Los Angeles,

530
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:13,630
But Now The 90-Day Clock
Has Started Ticking.

531
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:19,370
And It's Really --
It's A Short Amount Of Time.

532
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:24,080
Alan:
How Do You Feel Right Now?

533
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,280
Um...
I Don't Know.

534
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,110
Nervous?
Well, I'm Happy.

535
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,020
I'm So Excited,
And I'm Happy.

536
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:32,820
I'm Really Happy.

537
00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:34,850
Alan: You Think About Something
For So Long,

538
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,160
And Then, Like,
You Know

539
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,630
She's Here, You Know?

540
00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:41,290
And It's Just Incredible.

541
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:46,830
Here We Go!

542
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,740
Okay,
So, This Is Downtown.

543
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:52,710
Wow.

544
00:29:52,710 --> 00:29:55,810
I Wanted To Take Kirlyam
To The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

545
00:29:55,810 --> 00:29:59,080
Because, Even Though
Kirlyam's City Is Smaller,

546
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,210
She Had A Lot Of Access
To Videos.

547
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:03,850
And Kirlyam Loves Movies.

548
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,170
Kirlyam:
It's Amazing!

549
00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:23,840
I Never Think,
"One Day, I Will Be Here."

550
00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:30,380
So It's Really, Really Awesome.

551
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,610
Godzilla.

552
00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:32,750
Godzilla! Wow!

553
00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:37,550
It's A Lot Of People,
And It's Different.

554
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:39,050
I Like Different.

555
00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:41,150
Coming Close
To Johnny Depp's.

556
00:30:42,790 --> 00:30:44,720
Don't Get Too Excited,
Okay?

557
00:30:44,730 --> 00:30:47,630
I Am A Big Fan, Johnny Depp's.

558
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:54,270
Here, Please.

559
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:57,570
Here, Please.
Thank You So Much.

560
00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,490
"Hi, Johnny Depp!"

561
00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:16,860
Stars, Stars, Stars.

562
00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:20,130
Since We're In L.A.,
Land Of Hollywood,

563
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,660
It Has Crossed My Mind

564
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:24,030
That Maybe
We're Walking Down Somewhere

565
00:31:24,030 --> 00:31:25,970
And Someone
Comes Up To Her And,

566
00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:27,230
"You Know, You're Gorgeous.

567
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,770
"Maybe You Should Try Out
For This Commercial.

568
00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:31,440
Billy Bob Thornton.

569
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,480
Harrison Ford.
Kevin Costner.

570
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,580
Aah!

571
00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,880
Please?
Just One?

572
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,550
Seriously?
Yes!

573
00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:44,550
I Like To Say
That I'm Not A Jealous Person,

574
00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:47,990
But I Guess, Since We've Been
Together So Little,

575
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:48,620
I've Never Really Had

576
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,960
Another Dude Come Up
Like, "Hey, What's Up?"

577
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,960
I've Never Really
Felt That Yet.

578
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,660
Can I Keep The Girl?

579
00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:57,530
No?

580
00:31:57,530 --> 00:31:59,070
Nope.

581
00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:00,130
Had To Ask.

582
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,140
Just No Hugging.

583
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,940
All Right.
One, Two, Three.

584
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:08,140
Thank You So Much!

585
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:11,210
Oh, Yes.
He Kissed My Hand, And Whoa.

586
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:14,450
Wait. Stay Here, Boy.

587
00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:16,920
But It's Good!

588
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,650
Sooner Or Later,
Some Dude's Gonna --

589
00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,490
Once I Turn My Back,
Is Gonna Come Up

590
00:32:20,490 --> 00:32:21,690
And Start
Hitting On Her.

591
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:23,620
Yeah, I Don't Want To Even
Think About That Right Now.

592
00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:27,230
Maybe I Am Jealous.
Jealous Type.

593
00:32:31,530 --> 00:32:33,130
Here.
Just Here.

594
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,630
Be Careful.

595
00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:45,850
We Just Want To Know Her.
We Don't Know Much About Her.

596
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:49,180
Patty: All Right, Well,
We Are Fixing Dinner.

597
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,650
I Hope You're Hungry.

598
00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:51,820
Paola:
Yes, We Are.

599
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:54,120
There's Bound
To Be Cultural Differences

600
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,720
That We Don't Know
About Yet.

601
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,290
Patty:
Are You Really Gonna Stay

602
00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:59,960
In Those Shoes All This Time?
Yeah.

603
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,490
You Can Wear Those
All This Time?

604
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,460
All The Time.
Wow.

605
00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:04,800
She's A Girly Girl.

606
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,430
I'm Gonna Need Some Help
With That.

607
00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:13,510
Paola: Their Religion --
Yeah, They're Christians.

608
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:15,880
I Believe In God,
But To Be Honest With You,

609
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,210
I Don't Like To Go To Church.
I Don't.

610
00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:20,710
Ron: Father, We Thank You
For The Food Before Us,

611
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,780
And We Just Pray For Paola

612
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:25,520
As She Adjusts To Her New Home.

613
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,020
We Just Thank You
And Praise You.

614
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,290
In Christ's Name, Amen.

615
00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:29,590
All: Amen.

616
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:32,790
Russ: My Parents Are Very Quiet
And Soft-Spoken,

617
00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:37,230
But I Know They Are Hesitant
About My Engagement With Paola.

618
00:33:46,470 --> 00:33:49,010
Hmm.

619
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:53,180
Would You Like Butter?

620
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,950
Paola: There Was A Lot
Of Tension In That Room.

621
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:59,850
And, Well, There Was No One
Just Thinking To Talk About It.

622
00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:01,490
Patty:
Salt And Pepper?

623
00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:03,120
Russ: Did You Try
The Sour Cream?

624
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,730
Yeah,
I'm Gonna Try It.

625
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:12,900
I Don't Shy Away For Anyone,
So That's Why I Decide To Talk.

626
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:15,300
I Was Wondering What You Were
Thinking About It,

627
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:19,340
Because He Went To Colombia,
And Now I'm Here.

628
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:21,670
We're Engaged.

629
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,610
I Just Really Met You,

630
00:34:22,610 --> 00:34:25,510
And I Don't Know What You Think
About Everything --

631
00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:28,750
About Our Relationship Or...

632
00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,750
Well,
We Raised Him Right.

633
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:37,320
If He's Found Somebody
That's Right For Him,

634
00:34:37,330 --> 00:34:39,460
Then We're All For It.

635
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,600
And You?

636
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,960
The Joke Was, When
He First Left, Was, You Know,

637
00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:46,800
"Don't Go Down There
And Fall In Love

638
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,300
And Bring
A Girl Back Home."

639
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:52,910
And Sure Enough,
He Does.

640
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,580
Well, I Don't Want
Your Parents Hate Me.

641
00:34:57,580 --> 00:35:00,550
I Don't Want To Be Living
With Them Anymore.

642
00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:02,780
We Abstain From Sex
Before Marriage.

643
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:07,320
My Best Friend,
He Will Be "Chaperoning" Us.

644
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,590
It's Okay.

645
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,730
Paola, This Is A Pie
That I'm Required To Make

646
00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:20,270
Every Thanksgiving
And Christmas.

647
00:35:20,270 --> 00:35:24,070
This Is It, And We've Been
Making It For 25 Years.

648
00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:24,800
You'll Have To Learn.

649
00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:29,340
So, Paola Can Get --
She Gets A Face.

650
00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:31,080
And It's Just, Like,
This Pissed-Off Face.

651
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,950
That's When The Strong
Personality Comes Out, And...

652
00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:41,250
That Would Be My Biggest Concern
Here In Oklahoma.

653
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,060
Russ: Well,
Thank You For Dinner.

654
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,620
Yeah. Thank You So Much.
It Was Delicious.

655
00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:46,730
And I Will See You
Tomorrow.

656
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:47,590
All Righty.

657
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,700
Okay.
Let's Go.

658
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,740
I Don't Want Your Parents
Hate Me.

659
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,570
No.

660
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:03,740
No, They're Not
Gonna Be Like That.

661
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:06,410
Paola:
When I Was In Russ' Parents,

662
00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:10,150
Like,
It Was Really Uncomfortable.

663
00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:11,420
But That Was Really Nice

664
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:16,190
That Your Parents Asked Me
To Stay There, But...

665
00:36:16,190 --> 00:36:17,290
No.

666
00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:20,890
Well, We're Gonna Have
Our Own Place Eventually, So...

667
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:24,200
That's Better If We Find
An Apartment Soon.

668
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,070
And Then
We Can Just Move There.

669
00:36:28,070 --> 00:36:29,140
Yeah.

670
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:30,700
I Want To Feel Comfortable,

671
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:33,970
So, I Don't Want
To Be Living With Them Anymore.

672
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,840
Not Just Because --
They Are Really Nice.

673
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,210
I Just Want To Say,
They Are Really Nice.

674
00:36:38,210 --> 00:36:39,910
But I Want My Own Space.

675
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:45,350
I Leave Everything
To Move In Here.

676
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:47,620
It Was Really Hard,
Because, You Know,

677
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:49,490
I Don't Know
Anyone In Here.

678
00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:51,620
It's A Different Culture.

679
00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:55,030
It's Different, And I Don't Have
My Family And Friends,

680
00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:58,830
But I Have The Most Important --
This Is The Love Of My Life,

681
00:36:58,830 --> 00:37:03,100
So That's All I Need
For Now.

682
00:37:06,270 --> 00:37:07,470
Hey!
You Had Champagne.

683
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,280
We Have Champagne,
Don't We?

684
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,540
Yeah.
That's Really Nice.

685
00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:14,750
Russ: The K-1 Visa
Has Put Us In A Position

686
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:17,720
To Get Married
Sooner Than We Anticipated.

687
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,290
Salud, Amor.
Salud.

688
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:22,620
Te Amo.

689
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:23,920
Love You.

690
00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:27,490
Paola: If We Don't Get Married
At The Time That We Need To,

691
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,300
I Have To Go Back To Colombia.

692
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,500
That's...

693
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,670
It's Not Gonna Happen.

694
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:36,940
Yeah. It's Not.

695
00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:39,640
So, Let's Go To The Room.

696
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,940
And Then We Can
Finish This In There.

697
00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:43,610
Sounds Good.

698
00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:50,080
Whoo!

699
00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:53,850
No, 'Cause We Need One Cactus,
That's It.

700
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,220
No. More.

701
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:58,590
Two, Three...

702
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:05,260
What's Up, Dude?
Hello, Sir.

703
00:38:05,270 --> 00:38:07,400
Thanks, Man.
Come On In, Dawg.

704
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,930
What's Up, Bro?

705
00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:09,500
Nothing Much.

706
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,510
Alan: One Of My Best Friends --
His Name's Kent --

707
00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:17,240
He Will Be...
"Chaperoning" Us.

708
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:22,920
He Will Be Sleeping
On My Living-Room Floor

709
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,620
While I Sleep On The Couch,

710
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:28,320
And Kirlyam Will Be In Our Bed.

711
00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:31,390
I Happen To Be A Mormon.

712
00:38:31,390 --> 00:38:33,890
We Abstain From Sex
Before Marriage,

713
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:36,760
And That's Something
That's Important To Me

714
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,030
And Important To Kirlyam.

715
00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:43,240
Yeah, Man, But We're Probably
Gonna Hit The Hay Pretty Soon.

716
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,170
You Tired, Man?

717
00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:46,970
Nah,
I'm Not That Bad.

718
00:38:46,970 --> 00:38:51,540
We Decided
To Just Avoid Situations

719
00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:56,850
That Would Lead
To Us Accidentally --

720
00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:57,620
Not Accidentally.

721
00:38:57,620 --> 00:39:02,490
You Know, Lead Us To Do
Something That We Would Regret.

722
00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,860
We Are Taking
All The Precautions Necessary.

723
00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:07,330
It's Okay.
You Can Go To Sleep, Man.

724
00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:08,690
You First.

725
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,260
No, You Can Go To Sleep.
It's All Right.

726
00:39:12,270 --> 00:39:15,330
I Will.
You First, Though.

727
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:28,910
¶ So Here It Goes

728
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,690
When You Meet Somebody,

729
00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:37,360
You Can Just Like Feel
That It's Your Person.

730
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,460
People Fall In Love
With Each Other,

731
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:44,800
And I Don't Think There Is
A Particular Reason For That.

732
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,560
It Just -- I Don't Know.

733
00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:47,630
You Just Feel Comfortable
With Each Other,

734
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,400
And You Just Want
To Be Together.

735
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,070
That's How It Works,
I Think.

736
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,960
The Place
Is Really Beautiful.

737
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,930
When We Were Walking There,
It Was Really, Really Nice,

738
00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:21,430
And I Realized
That, Um...

739
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,340
I Just Want
To Be With Him

740
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,640
Like,
Really, Really Bad.

741
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,470
It Was
Just Really Nice.

742
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,680
If We Don't Get Married
Within 90 Days,

743
00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:39,790
I Have To Go Home.

744
00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,820
Yep.

745
00:40:44,590 --> 00:40:47,690
When I Bought
Aziza's Airplane Ticket Here,

746
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,200
I Bought
A Round-Trip Ticket.

747
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,700
Just In Case
Anything Doesn't Work Out,

748
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:55,170
She Has A Ticket Home,

749
00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:58,600
And It Probably
Is A Good Thing.

750
00:40:58,610 --> 00:40:59,770
Yeah.

751
00:40:59,770 --> 00:41:00,440
So She Doesn't Feel

752
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,040
Like She's Trapped Here
Or Anything.

753
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,340
But She's Not Gonna Use That,
Though.

754
00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:05,610
Yeah.

755
00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,450
No.

756
00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:10,620
Yay!


